6.23.12 – RHONDA PRESENTS HORSE MEAT DISCO
Oof, she’s been feeling herself lately! Workin hard for the money, honey. I hope you enjoyed bothRHONDAVOUS W/ MOODYMANN and A CLUB CALLED RHONDA W/ DIMITRI FROM PARIS; I sure as hell did. And now for my next trick I’m bringing in a couple sexy British lads that more than know their way around the disco…
This Saturday, June 23rd, I give you HORSE MEAT DISCO! The studly steeds holding down thedisco sleaze in London are making their way across the pond to serve you up a special dose of thesounds they’ve become world famous for. I’d also like to welcome back into my arms the lovely Rhonda alumn & head of ESP Institute LOVEFINGERS. Additionally we’ll have our residentGODDOLLARS, MC RUSSINABOX, lighting by MU0P, & host GREGORY ALEXANDER.
You may be wondering, “WHERE IN THE HELL IS ALL THIS DISCO DEVIANCE GOING TO TAKE PLACE?!” Well, I decided to keep it even more intimate & sexy this time around, so this will be a private event at a secret DTLA location. Now Don’t worry, you’re still invited, just make sure to RSVP HERE or onRHONDASAYS.NET to receive the address information on the day of the event, and then follow these guidelines:
-DON’T POST ADDRESS INFO ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. As this is a private event I’d appreciate a little discretion. Word of mouth would be best…and why not exchange a kiss while you’re at it?
-BRING CASH. There will not be an ATM or credit card transactions at this event, so hit the bank ahead of time and come prepared with cold hard cash.
-CARPOOL. There aint no valet here, girl. Street parking it is, so pack ‘em in and get acquainted on the way.
-SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. Leave the lazy bitches & party poopers at home. Instead bring your sexiest, most fun, and adaptable friends…or just make some new ones there.
-WORK A LOOK. Dress to impress or dress to undress, the choice is yours, just make sure to WORK ME GODDAMNIT.
-REST UP. We’re on that late night tip again this Saturday…come early, stay late, live forever.
Now shine up those boots, strap on that saddle, and get ready to ride, it’s gonna be a long, hot, summer night.
Join the Facebook event here