RHONDA’S GOLDEN ACHIEVERS: SEPTEMBER 2012
September was quite a month for me. Four parties in four different locations, one of which was out of this country. Sadly the photos from my September A CLUB CALLED RHONDA at Los Globos were lost due to some technical difficulties, but honestly I’m almost happy about that because it would’ve made my job in picking out these Golden Achievers that much harder. It’s hard enough narrowing all you beautiful characters down to even this many. Now let’s see what September cooked up for me…
Madame Butterfly
Although this lovely lady opted for a little less coverage, her colorful butterfly kimono is giving me geisha effects. The beaded eye mask covering the opposite half of her face than a Japanese fan would is also a nice effect. Let your lips do the seducing for once, give those gorgeous eyes a break.
HIRSUTE SPAGHETTI STRAP
Oof, boy is SERVING me here. That gaunt little body in a spaghetti strap dress complete with a lil chest & facial hair to add to the “fuck you” factor. Don’t come for her, honey.
High Wasted
I’m always a big fan of a high waisted pant, and an even bigger fan of bare midriff. Combine those two things with a chic belt, some bangin’ earings and a tight high bun and baby I’m sold. Get your life girl, I ain’t stopping you.
Bedazzled Bro
Dude looks soooo chill you just wanna grab a beer and chat with him for 2 hours. Of course the sequined Adidas sweatshirt, statement cap, and ample bracelets don’t hurt either. Maybe he comes complete with a bedazzled joint as well?
Aqua Marine
I love a head to toe color coordinated look and this girl did it right, showing up to the pool party in all aqua, even her Standard wristband matches her! On top of all the color matching let’s talk about this jacket…80s business woman cut with Pearl buttons AND dangling pearl trim? WORK!
Laid-back Babes
Ok, doesn’t this photo just make you wanna snuggle up with all 3 of them? I mean, let’s get real, they are probably way out of your league with their flawless skin, effortlessly chic style and lusciously pouty lips, but I’m just gonna suggest you dream about it real quick…
American Alien
A pool party provides the perfect opportunity to show off your body, but doesn’t always lend itself to letting your freak flag fly. Well this girl was not gonna leave that at home. She turned it out with a coordinated patriotic look for Labor day, from the swimsuit to the lipstick, straight to the damn eye contacts. I salute you babe, THAT is a look, and not many can pull it off.
PRETTY PEACOCK
Be still my beating heart. Ethnic beauty striking perfect poses in dazzling white, leopard print, AND a huge peacock feather fan? Damn girl, you do you and I’m just gonna sit back and watch in awe.
CHIC CAMO
Blending in the club is not the way to catch my eye but luckily these two stood out with camouflage. Pairing the camo pants with the right accessories worked for them; whether that was done up nails & a chic shirt or a shiny baby grand piano. Good work soldiers.
STRIP TACTICS
It takes a lot of nerve, a hot body, and some flexible dance moves to really work a pole, and honey, work that pole they did. Here are two shining examples of all the stripper tactics that were being employed that night. And no, I didn’t pay them to do that.
BODY-CON BOY
My boy Matty was working that body-con gown in a way not many can. Complete with studded combat boots & a fitted cap it seemed more suited for the basketball court than the ballroom, and I LOVED that. Always put your own spin on your designer labels…
DARTH HELDER
My boy Fritz was WORKING that dangerously chic mask. Sharp edged and shiny, nobody was safe from it’s ferocity. Spinning around, dipping ladies and gentleman alike, he was a force to be reckoned with.
PEOPLE’S CHOICE ACHIEVER
This month I’ve instituted a new category left up to the power of the people, the People’s Choice Award. The only way I could really see this being completely democratic was to let you “like” away ‘til your hearts content and determine the victor that way. So here you have it, our first People’s choice achievers, a group of fun and sexy lesbian ladies. Congratulations girls.
TORONTO BODY
Lemme just leave you with a bit of Toronto body bearing looks to ogle at. I don’t have much to say about this…I just love the bare human body, whenever I can get it, so give it to me babies.
And that concludes our Golden Achievers for September. We are already well on our way into October with one party under our belt and another on it’s way this Saturday, October 13th at Los Globos, so make sure you come correct and ready to impress me, for you too can be a Golden Achiever.
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